Girls! What are you thinking of? Why you are so hard to understand? Well, not all of the women are hard to understand but most of them are. Sometimes, you rather want to study languages than study women’s feeling because woman is too unpredictable. Just like this simple case and I bet u already known, if she says yes, it means no. You can see by her facial expression, it does written on her beautiful-cruel face. So, don’t dare to say you know her well because the language of women is totally insane. Men, you need to know these 20 insane points that you don’t understand.
When she says “Nothing”
When she says “Nothing”. Men, it means something. You need to figure it out before World War 3 begins.
Do I look fat?
Well, you should say “No! You look so beautiful no matter what.” If you say “Yes!” She may feel upset. I repeat, DO NOT say “Yes!”
Don’t go ahead, she is teasing you. It means if you dare to do go ahead, you will die.
Unpredictable! Sometimes “No” means “Yes” and sometimes “No” means “No”.
As mentioned above, “Yes” sometimes means “No” and “Yes” sometimes means “Yes”. Too unpredictable!
If she says “Maybe”, it means “No”.
It would be nice if…
If you hear “It would be nice if…”, this will be an unconditional order.
Argument is over, you are a loser.
It’s not okay, I think you need to figure it out what is going on with her. Believe me, it does shows on her facial expression. She is such a drama person.
Are you listening in what I say?
If she finds out that you don’t listen to her, you will be a dead meat bro.
It’s up to you
If you think you can choose either way and she is fine with your decision making, you are totally wrong. “It’s up to you” means “I don’t have to tell you what I want, you should know what I want”. This is too creepy!
Give me 5 minutes
Women are queens. No queen is late, you are just too fast to arrive. Don’t blame the queen. To women, 5 minutes is not 5 minutes. It means 30 minutes or even more than this. She needs time to look at the mirror several times before she decides to go out. She just wants to make sure that she is beautiful or not.
“Whatever” is just like point “It’s up to you”. It means “You know what you should do, I don’t have to tell you over and over again”.
“Thanks” means “Thanks”. You need to reply, “You’re welcome”.
Just because she doesn’t tell you anything, it doesn’t mean that she is okay. You need to worry.
You can decide where to eat
It means “You know what I want to eat, don’t ask me. It’s too boring!”
We need to talk
You’re dead or not, it depends on your explanation. Good luck, bro!
Do you have to do this now?
This is not a question. It means she wants you to stop what you are doing right now, she wants to order you to do something for her.
I’m not upset
She is totally upset, she just hides her feeling.
I don’t want to talk about it
She is over it, don’t remind it once again. If you against her, you’ve probably died.